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I like to think I have a good sense of humor. Some of my favorites include watching cat videos, laughing at people attempting tongue twisters, corny jokes and clever conundrums. Here are a few of my favorites:

Try this tongue twister by saying it five times fast: “Irish Wristwatch.” I have a personal record of correctly saying the phrase twice, but cannot get further.

Did you know…

Intentionally losing at a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.

The word “swims” read upside-down is still “swims.”

 If you rip a net, there are a fewer holes than there was before.

If you replace the “W” with a “T” in “What, Where and When,” you get the answer to each of them. (That, There and Then.)

Corny joke of the week:

Q: How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A: Two buccaneers.

 

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